Simm/Tennant

There are probably innumerable people better qualified to slash The Doctor and The Master than me, given that i am not the biggest Whovian in the world (i watch it, it's great, but i don't obsess over it). Nevertheless, here are my Doctor/Master slash caps because, let's be honest, the idea of John Simm and David Tennant together is pretty damn hot.

When the Master/Doctor story first begins, The Master is denying his sexuality and pretending to be happily married to the female of the species.

When The Doctor gets wind of this he is really not happy. WTF?!

So The Master rings him to apologise and tell him that it's him he really wants.

The Doctor isn't best pleased but is happy just to talk to him.

The Doctor's voice causes spontaneous orgasms for The Master.

And it has some pretty impressive effects on The Doctor's body too!

Upon first meeting face-to-face there is lots of eye fucking.

But not too much else.

Though when they are first in the same room as each other, The Doctor has to be forcibly held back to prevent him from humping The Master.

And The Master takes the opportunity to tease The Doctor by telling him all the sordid things he wants to do to him...

...and even shows him the size of his screwdriver.

The Master (for perfectly honourable reasons to both himself and his Doctor) has to make The Doctor old, but assures him he still loves him and, to coin an old phrase, "he still would".

They get a bit physical but because of The Doctor's age...

They have to settle for more eye fucking.

And a bit of hand holding.

The Master cannot handle this so makes The Doctor young and sexy again. The Doctor says he owes him one and promptly forces his head towards his crotch, though The Master is reluctant because there are so many other people in the room.

So they transport themselves to another world where they can hold hands and all manner of other things without the prying eyes of other people.

But soon enough they have to return to Earth, where The Master enjoys being man-handled by The Captain a little bit too much...

The Master likes it rough. So does The Captain.

The Doctor isn't impressed by this and has to have major words with The Captain. "The Master iz mine" he says.

Later on, The Master is shot by a nasty evil woman and The Doctor takes the opportunity to hold him close to his breast.

The Master doesn't want to die and leave his Doctor.

And The Doctor certainly doesn't want The Master to die and leave him.

They engage in a bit of last minute eye fucking. At least The Master died with a smile on his face.

The Doctor is devastated. His first and truest love has died in his arms.

Legs splayed. The Master was clearly hoping for more than a bit of eye fucking before he died.

But wait! This is not the end of the Doctor/Master story!

The Master is not dead! He is in suspended animation, bent over, in handcuffs, waiting for his Doctor.

Then he returns to Earth and he can hear his Doctor's voice. Cue more spontaneous orgasms.

The Doctor, meanwhile, can smell his Master. And he totally wants him.

But he cannot find him and this makes him very sad.

But when they do meet, The Master covers The Doctor in white stuff!

The Doctor bends over in sweet anticipation.

But The Doctor is The Master's bitch and he has other ideas.

He isn't sitting like that for no good reason.

Afterwards, the pair lean in close for a proper snog. It's been a while.

But instead they just touch foreheads. David Tennant is very big on the touching foreheads.

Back at his office later on, The Master enlists some help to get ready for The Doctor's arrival. The Master is a big fan of bondage.

Like i said, The Master is a big fan of bondage.

Free from his shackles, The Doctor gets comfy on the floor and encourages The Master to join him.

But The Master much prefers doing it over the desk. Someone give The Doctor something to bite down on!

Some time later some bad men arrive and confuse The Doctor. So much so that he pulls a gun on his lover!

But The Doctor sees sense and pulls the gun on the baddies instead. He could never hurt his Master.
Because of this The Master has to run away from the bad men and The Doctor is heartbroken.

Not to worry though, The Master was waiting for The Doctor in their special place...


...and they lived happily ever after.

And guess who else lived happily ever after?

The Captain! He ended up with Russell fucking Tovey!!

There is also one last shot that didn't make the final cut of the Doctor Who episode...



And i will also take this opportunity to share these...

John Simm in drag!!